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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Istanbul On My Mind, Among Other Things

Monday night I found myself clinging to the underside of a rocky cliff. My long, buff arms groped for cracks where I might get a better grip. I was understandably tense, but sure enough I managed to pull myself up halfway onto one of the larger rocks. Just when I thought I might actually emerge unscathed, the rock crumbled and I fell to my (presumed) death and/or severe maiming.

As if that wasn't enough, last night I was holding a small white mouse. But this was not a cute, friendly mouse. This was an angry, agitated mouse with teeth. It kept biting me and the more I tried to shake it off the harder it clamped down. As soon as I’d pull it off one hand it would bite the other one, only harder. I wanted to smash the damn thing to death but was too afraid of having mouse blood and organ bits on my hands. I was so frantic that when I finally woke up I was shaking.

Was it the spicy Malaysian dinner we splurged on? Or was it something else…like the beginnings of a brain tumor caused by close proximity to the sinister political workings of a dying nation? Don’t know.


“I’d rather be uneducated than in debt.”

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