The Heat is On

Last year it didn't get oppressively hot until the middle of April, but this year the heat arrived much earlier. It's remarkably difficult to move around after 9am, if not dangerous. Add to this the crowds generated by the Kumbha Mela, and irritation levels are creeping up. At least, mine are. Indians seem to be genetically immune from irritation.

Today there are 3 lakhs of people in Ram Jhulla. Three lakhs! I don't know how much a lakh is, but it sure sounds like a lot!

The only fantastic thing about this time of year are the fruits, specifically the abundance of fresh, juicy papayas. Who can realistically deny the existence of God when we are blessed with such divine delights?? I eat at least one a day. Also, pomegranates. They're like juicy red brains. Mangoes are also clearly God-given, but they won't get here until after I chelo..

That is, on the 24th of April I'll be escaping the heat and returning to that lovely country called Deutschland. But then I have some unexpected business to attend to in Sunny So-Cal, so it's back to the homeland just in time for my mama's birthday on the 12th of May. Can't wait to see everyone!!


Wonder of Wonders

Several days ago I was targeted by a bull in the street, and in my eagerness to avoid getting punctured by its horns, I was run over by a passing jeep.

The first remarkable thing about this event is the simple fact that it didn't happen sooner, I mean, getting squished between agitated bulls and reckless vehicles is a regular occurrence here in the Kesh.

The second remarkable thing is that I managed to hobble away from the scene without any severe injuries. That is, my left foot and ankle were bruised and slightly swollen, but nothing was actually broken. I feel like Gumby, thanks to the team of guardian angels who keep me well-protected. Apparently they have some plan for me that requires my continued existence..

Speaking of wonders, it occurred to me recently that I haven't been sick since the 23rd of January. That's more than two months! If this is not a miracle, I don't know what is.. Maybe it's the daily meditation?


Can't Make This Sh*t Up!

As I write this, hoards of Indian worker bees are busy constructing a cement helipad (helicpoter landing place) directly in front of Ved Niketan Ashram.

Yes, a helipad. Why? Because the Dalai Lama needs a place to land on Saturday.

All this time I've made excuses to avoid going to Dharamsala - the Dalai Lama's home in exile - and now he's coming to us. As a traveller who doesn't actually like to travel, Rishikesh is the perfect place for me to live. Living here means I don't need to travel, because the best people from all around the world come to me...even, it turns out, the Dalai Lama!

Does it get any better than this?

Actually, yes...


The Divine Plan Unfolds

Turns out I'm getting married in San Diego on the 22nd of May, as decreed by the Gods.

I assure you that I'm as shocked about it as you are, but when something is meant to be there can be no denying it. My future husband's arrival in my life is nothing less than clear confirmation from God that I am on the right path, I am destined for much more and, together with this incredible man, we will get there.

again, I have everything I need for my continued spiritual evolution, and I am no doubt the happiest woman alive..

God is great!

For those of you in the San Diego area, the event will take place on the beach in San Clemente, and everyone is more than welcome to join the celebration. No heels or nylons are allowed, and don't forget to bring your musical instruments! And send an RSVP to maria.mohini@gmail.com or my mama will lose her sunny disposition..


Last But Not Least..

These last months have been unbelievable in many ways, a time in my life I will never forget, the beginning of the rest of my life. And as if to commemorate this "re-birth," I have been given a new Indian name. It just sort of came to me, and to be honest, I didn't really like it that much. But when those key people around me said it was a good one, it finally started to grow on me.

I am now Mohini, which has a number of meanings depending on who you ask. But the official story is that when the Gods were fighting the demons over a pot of nectar that would give immortality ("pot" in Hindi is "Kumbha"), Lord Vishnu changed himself into an enchantress - Mohini - to try to lure the demons away. She is known as irresistible and full of joy. I imagine that my reputation for smiles, laughter and for looking "same like Indian" helps explain why the name has been deemed appropriate.

On a side note, when the Gods and the demons were fighting over the precious pot of nectar, some drops were spilled. Haridwar is one of the four places in India where it landed, and that is why it has been designated as a holy place, as well as one of the four locations of the Kumbha Mela..

So there you have it...Maria Mohini is born. She's not so bad, this Mohini. I'm starting to really like her.



hugs and
Hari om namah Shivaya!!!!
Rani Mohini